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post #1 of 130 (permalink) Old 10-17-2012, 01:11 PM Thread Starter
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I hate it when....

...the blob of toothpaste falls off the toothbrush just before tooth-contact.

Turn her out until she turns on me. I'll never be the one to weigh the cost of these dreams.
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....when you walk up to a urinal and there's no splash guard. Then someone next to you turns his head questionably in your direction.

Turn her out until she turns on me. I'll never be the one to weigh the cost of these dreams.
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.... You JUST sit down to pig out on dinner and the phone rings.

.... You get all of the way home from the store and realize you forgot something critical.

.... You just get that nice beer/pot buzz going and, .... Mom calls you.

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The bank teller looks me in the eye and asks me do you want to deposit that check into your checking account ?

I walk into the Doctor's office to get asked by the receptionist Are you here to see the Doctor ?

I am at the barber shop and as soon as you approach their main counter you get asked are you here to have a hair cut ?





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When the person driving infront of me hits their brakes every five seconds

When someone ask if theyve told you this story you reply yes....and they continue anyway

Theres only one beer left in the fridge

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...get home with a fresh pack of smokes and your lighter dies
...granny's doing 35mph in a 45 with no way to pass
...a cop drives 5-10mph under the limit on the interstate and no one will pass
...you ask for no onions on your burger and somehow you get MORE onions
...a girl asks for your opinion and you are stupid enough to answer it honestly
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.....when you wake up with a rager and your gf is no where to be found.

......when you're all soaped up taking a shower and the hot water runs out cuz your gf was in there for 2hrs.

.....when your suppose to be somewhere at 7 and your gf gets in the shower at 6 and says she'll be really quick.


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....you are taking a poo in a local store and you spot the roll of "Thank you for your patronage! Please accept this roll of 20 grit sandpaper to wipe the most sensitive areas of your body with!"

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.....when you wake up with a rager and your gf is no where to be found.

......when you're all soaped up taking a shower and the hot water runs out cuz your gf was in there for 2hrs.

.....when your suppose to be somewhere at 7 and your gf gets in the shower at 6 and says she'll be really quick.


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You step in to take a shower, then you realize you suddenly have to poop...
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You step in to take a shower, then you realize you suddenly have to poop...
Or stepping out of the shower -_-'

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You half way through taking a dump and realize theres not enough toilet paper to finish the job

Your rooms in the basement and theres more spiders than you could shake a stick at

One of your buddies dates your ex so now shes still around

The speed limit is X mph and not "whatever you please"


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....I get up at 6am every morning for work. So I plan nothing for Saturday morning so that I can sleep in. 6:00am Saturday morning: Wide %?%$$@! awake.

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