Red bikes are only faster during the day. Then black bikes are the fastest!! And stickers do give you more power!! Why do you think race bikes are so fast? It's not the rider! LOL
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-White Bikes are the fastest in the afternoon (10am-4pm)
-Yellow Bikes are the fastest in the AM (6am-10am) Cause they the sun!
-Black Bikes are the fastest at night (4pm-12pm)
-RED BIKES (with stickers ONLY! No stickers=Doesn't count) are so fast they break timezones
and
-Short stickers help with turning
-Long stickers add 50HP AUTOMATICALLY
-STICKERS UPON STICKERS= STICKSHIFT/FUCKEVERYTHINGUP
and finally
-The Vulcans were fuckingass liars, white CBR's invented WarpSpeed!
and
-Zulu is gay
Did I miss anything? I think maybe someone needs to make a chart, someone with more riding experience then me. To symbolize the actual HP gains from the stickers/sticker type/brand name/ sticker length. This would be a massively beneficial chart for all of society. Or just us crazyfucks on DotNet!
on a serious note: Fuckthem Vulcans!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here in Philly very few ride alone (mostly small crews) but even if they are alone and get run off the road, 20 other riders are just a phone call away. it wont be long before these idiots are over run by a Squid-Squad that'll leave those Tonka cars smoldering!!
Red bikes with stickers LIE! during their Dyno Runs. So We can't trust your DYNO
DYNO when with red bikes stands for Dude Your Now Owned. It's a terrible thing I've seen tons of riders fall into!
UNLESS you have stickers on your swingarm, that disables the LIE chip in the Red Bikes Under The AirBox, Also a seperate one located by The Speedo
Er.............. Read The Edit!
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Here in Philly very few ride alone (mostly small crews) but even if they are alone and get run off the road, 20 other riders are just a phone call away. it wont be long before these idiots are over run by a Squid-Squad that'll leave those Tonka cars smoldering!!
Last edited by TRIBAL05BLACK; 12-06-2012 at 12:44 AM.
Reason: Didn't realize they were DotNet Stickers. DotNet stickers are nothing but truth. Those right there, are the sticks of truth!
Basically. I mean seriously, one time while traveling the STC. I came across doc brown and the delorean. He wanted a race so i dropped a gear and disappeared. thats why he never came back for a 4th movie bro!
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Originally Posted by carbonrrpilot
Here in Philly very few ride alone (mostly small crews) but even if they are alone and get run off the road, 20 other riders are just a phone call away. it wont be long before these idiots are over run by a Squid-Squad that'll leave those Tonka cars smoldering!!
You should put the woodcraft sticker anywhere near your rear set to improve balance. It's a scientifically proven fact. And the shoei sticker needs to be facing up so the "i" is facing the sky. that way you keep your head up. another science proven fact. IT SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok I got me a woodcraft sticker and a shoei sticker where should I put em? Lol
Here in Philly very few ride alone (mostly small crews) but even if they are alone and get run off the road, 20 other riders are just a phone call away. it wont be long before these idiots are over run by a Squid-Squad that'll leave those Tonka cars smoldering!!
You should put the woodcraft sticker anywhere near your rear set to improve balance. It's a scientifically proven fact. And the shoei sticker needs to be facing up so the "i" is facing the sky. that way you keep your head up. another science proven fact. IT SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for your science knowledge! I might get to that today. Il be getting a dynojet sticker in the next few weeks. Gotta start planning that one
seriously? a DynoJet sticker? They might as well call in the F-18's already, cause thats unheard of. In and amongst my vast knowledge of squid sticks and slappers I've never come across a DynoJet sticker. All my days in the field out in the wild in and amongst these beautiful yet terrifying creatures. yours sir is truly one of a kind. a rarity!
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Originally Posted by carbonrrpilot
Here in Philly very few ride alone (mostly small crews) but even if they are alone and get run off the road, 20 other riders are just a phone call away. it wont be long before these idiots are over run by a Squid-Squad that'll leave those Tonka cars smoldering!!
seriously? a DynoJet sticker? They might as well call in the F-18's already, cause thats unheard of. In and amongst my vast knowledge of squid sticks and slappers I've never come across a DynoJet sticker. All my days in the field out in the wild in and amongst these beautiful yet terrifying creatures. yours sir is truly one of a kind. a rarity!
i'm saving mine. lol.
and team white is too clean to be cluttered with stickers, so most of them go here:
__________________ SGT Mario Kawika Deleon
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team white.
2009 phoenix - crashed [june BOTM winner]
2007 all white - the current ride
1997 328i - protection from the elements
and team white is too clean to be cluttered with stickers, so most of them go here:
LOL thats so beast! yeah white gets tickers underneath it where they are out of view but ninja like. White ninja's
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Originally Posted by carbonrrpilot
Here in Philly very few ride alone (mostly small crews) but even if they are alone and get run off the road, 20 other riders are just a phone call away. it wont be long before these idiots are over run by a Squid-Squad that'll leave those Tonka cars smoldering!!
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