I hate it when....

[Kenneth]

...the blob of toothpaste falls off the toothbrush just before tooth-contact.

[Kenneth]

....when you walk up to a urinal and there's no splash guard. Then someone next to you turns his head questionably in your direction.

[Austicus]

...You're in your room "doing your thing" and your dog walks in. Looks you in the eye. Judges you, and slowly backs out of the room.

[WherzRoony]

.... You JUST sit down to pig out on dinner and the phone rings.

.... You get all of the way home from the store and realize you forgot something critical.

.... You just get that nice beer/pot buzz going and, .... Mom calls you.

[Moeman]

The bank teller looks me in the eye and asks me do you want to deposit that check into your checking account ?

I walk into the Doctor's office to get asked by the receptionist Are you here to see the Doctor ?

I am at the barber shop and as soon as you approach their main counter you get asked are you here to have a hair cut ?

[swan-rr5]

....when women assume they are never wrong about anything, ever! (just happened, big arguement lol)

[sk33m101]

When the person driving infront of me hits their brakes every five seconds

When someone ask if theyve told you this story you reply yes....and they continue anyway

Theres only one beer left in the fridge

My gf gets jealous over video games -______-

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[lownslo600]

...in a tight spot with no lube
...get home with a fresh pack of smokes and your lighter dies
...granny's doing 35mph in a 45 with no way to pass
...a cop drives 5-10mph under the limit on the interstate and no one will pass
...you ask for no onions on your burger and somehow you get MORE onions
...a girl asks for your opinion and you are stupid enough to answer it honestly

[sk33m101]

I cant punch my boss because ill get fired


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[Dynamic]

.....when you wake up with a rager and your gf is no where to be found.

......when you're all soaped up taking a shower and the hot water runs out cuz your gf was in there for 2hrs.

.....when your suppose to be somewhere at 7 and your gf gets in the shower at 6 and says she'll be really quick.


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[Kenneth]

....you are taking a poo in a local store and you spot the roll of "Thank you for your patronage! Please accept this roll of 20 grit sandpaper to wipe the most sensitive areas of your body with!"

[lownslo600]

Originally Posted by Dynamic

.....when you wake up with a rager and your gf is no where to be found.

......when you're all soaped up taking a shower and the hot water runs out cuz your gf was in there for 2hrs.

.....when your suppose to be somewhere at 7 and your gf gets in the shower at 6 and says she'll be really quick.


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I'm seeing a trend here lol

[harry-nyc]

You step in to take a shower, then you realize you suddenly have to poop...

[iptydafool]

Originally Posted by harry-nyc

You step in to take a shower, then you realize you suddenly have to poop...

Or stepping out of the shower -_-'

[weStTXgrEase_mOnKay]

The subway sammich people make you a crappy sammich.......

[iptydafool]

...there's always that one person in traffic that's not in a hurry to go anywhere.

[dk6487]

You go to a public bathroom, pull down your pants and someone knocks.


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[dk6487]

When your about to call someone on your cell then somebody you don't want to talk to calls at the exact moment you hit send forcing you to talk to the unwanted caller


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[dk6487]

When your playing online laying the smack down on other players (cod) and someone's cheap dial-up kicks everyone out


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[sk33m101]

You half way through taking a dump and realize theres not enough toilet paper to finish the job

Your rooms in the basement and theres more spiders than you could shake a stick at

One of your buddies dates your ex so now shes still around

The speed limit is X mph and not "whatever you please"


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[Fly_Killer]

...i recognize people, we make eye contact, they wave but i have no fawking clue what their name is or where i know them from

[Neptune]

When you're dad asks you if you're hungry, you say nope, then he tells you everything there is in the refrigerator. I SAID NO!

This thread is great! Major lulz


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[fourthandgol]

...when I'm filling up at the gas station and try to round to the nearest $1 but go over by 1 or several cents.


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[Kenneth]

....I get up at 6am every morning for work. So I plan nothing for Saturday morning so that I can sleep in. 6:00am Saturday morning: Wide %?%$$@! awake.

[weStTXgrEase_mOnKay]

When the hoe you pick up dosent take debit.....

[spiritofkaos1]

... you finish taking a killer deuce, wash up, continue about your day and you have to go again.

[SmurfedUp]

...when someone cuts you off and looks at you like you're the idiot.

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[Rad Rage]

Websites disable the right click thinking they are preventing users from saving images when you can circumvent such a pathetic measure using the print screen feature.

[nahrah]

..when slow drivers are in the fast lane going 55

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[mrm3300]