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Old 10-17-2012, 01:11 PM   #1
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...the blob of toothpaste falls off the toothbrush just before tooth-contact.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:26 PM   #2
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....when you walk up to a urinal and there's no splash guard. Then someone next to you turns his head questionably in your direction.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:27 PM   #4
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.... You JUST sit down to pig out on dinner and the phone rings.

.... You get all of the way home from the store and realize you forgot something critical.

.... You just get that nice beer/pot buzz going and, .... Mom calls you.
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I walk into the Doctor's office to get asked by the receptionist Are you here to see the Doctor ?

I am at the barber shop and as soon as you approach their main counter you get asked are you here to have a hair cut ?
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:53 PM   #6
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When someone ask if theyve told you this story you reply yes....and they continue anyway

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Old 10-17-2012, 03:12 PM   #8
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...get home with a fresh pack of smokes and your lighter dies
...granny's doing 35mph in a 45 with no way to pass
...a cop drives 5-10mph under the limit on the interstate and no one will pass
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:37 PM   #10
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.....when you wake up with a rager and your gf is no where to be found.

......when you're all soaped up taking a shower and the hot water runs out cuz your gf was in there for 2hrs.

.....when your suppose to be somewhere at 7 and your gf gets in the shower at 6 and says she'll be really quick.


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Old 10-17-2012, 03:48 PM   #11
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....you are taking a poo in a local store and you spot the roll of "Thank you for your patronage! Please accept this roll of 20 grit sandpaper to wipe the most sensitive areas of your body with!"
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.....when you wake up with a rager and your gf is no where to be found.

......when you're all soaped up taking a shower and the hot water runs out cuz your gf was in there for 2hrs.

.....when your suppose to be somewhere at 7 and your gf gets in the shower at 6 and says she'll be really quick.


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Old 10-17-2012, 04:03 PM   #14
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You step in to take a shower, then you realize you suddenly have to poop...
Or stepping out of the shower -_-'
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:07 PM   #15
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You half way through taking a dump and realize theres not enough toilet paper to finish the job

Your rooms in the basement and theres more spiders than you could shake a stick at

One of your buddies dates your ex so now shes still around

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