[CHEWKNOW]

So I am in charge/part of planning my boys bachelor party in a few weeks. I need any and all suggestions. We have about 15-20 guys goin out for it and we're all between the ages of 24-26. Please lets hear your bachelor party stories, tales, and ideas. Anything and everything can help. Thanks in advance. If I use someones idea i'll send them free stickers and goodies for the 600RR.

 

[CrazyLocoDude]

I got two words for you, Ti juana

 

[CHEWKNOW]

ahha..i like you're thinking....but we have 20 dudes...and we're all in Jersey. That would be quite the drive/organization passports etc.

 

[Sijray21]

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i just attended one: we played a round of golf in the morning then planned on going to a sports game (Nationals Baseball Game) and then hitting the DC bars at night for a drunken fest. I would've like to see some naked hot chicks, but it didn't go there.

I'm looking forward to the stickers and free goodies :glasses10

 

[Simonster]

the recipe for a perfect bachelor party is very simple:

1. testosterone: go kart racing, golf, deep sea fishing, etc.
2. alcohol: (drink it while doing any/all of the items above)
3. food: lots of moo and seafoo.
4. strippers: (notice this is plural, and they should be liberally sprinkled among 1, 2, and 3 above)

 

[rendizzo]

Or you can hire a couple of escorts and have an ol' fashioned gang bang,... of course the best man and the groom to be get first dibs! I never been to one like that, but you can bet that's how MY Bach Party is going to be! Oh, and of course, you cant forget VEGASSSSS!

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[CHEWKNOW]

keep the ideas comin...i might have to send everyone on here free sh*t. hahaha.

 

[panda_stunter]

thats an easy way to do it.

how about a 3 day cruise?

be obliterated and ****, but since its a group. you guys should have a group discount.

or go to bars to get blitzed and then go to a strip club after that.


or you can rent a hotel room, hire stippers and get blitzed out of your mind!

 

[CHEWKNOW]

hmmmm....cruise.....ill look into that. Do they have lesbian cruises?

 

[rendizzo]

The only thing I hate about going to a strip bar is, you can LOOK, but you can't TOUCH. To me, they're pointless because you're only teasing yourself. I don't see the point if there's no possibilities of getting laid or getting any one of my boys laid. Unless of course, the tittie bar is prelude to the evening followed by a nite of hookers and bar/club hopping where all the hotties reside, finished off with a 1 on 1 stripper/escort session for the groom in his room.... Ohhhhhh Yeaaaaaa, Almost makes me wanna get married,... ummm, or not.

The key to the whole nite is, no matter what you do, keep the alcohol coming, BUT, don't get your boy so faded that he won't remember the nite. Oh, and plann it far enough in advance so that EVERYONE involved gets the whole DAY OFF so as to maximize the male testosterone with drinking/sporting events during the day and ummmm, "festivities" during the nite!

 

[Racinfrk]

Well...a friend and I just put one on for by brother this weekend. Same size as what you are talking about just a little bit older croud. Here is a break down:

1. We had everybody show up about 1/2 hour before the guest of honor (my brother).
2. We put on a BBQ (Tex/Mex) for about 2 hours.
-During BBQ we partied and embaressed the groom to be with fun and games.
-Example: Throw darts at Boob balloons. Each balloon had a piece of paper
with something embarresing for him to do or drink more alcohol.
3. Limo (Hummer 20 Passenger) showed up a little before 8pm.
4. Blindfold groom to be, and guide him to the limo.
5. Party in limo until we got to our first stop (Kit Kat Club).
6. Limo stayed out front so that we could have alcohol when we wanted.
7. Get back into limo and party more.

Well, you get the idea. It was an absolute blast. The main thing is to make sure your guest list is entirely made up of cool, down to earth people. Remember, this night is about the groom to be ONLY. If he wants to do something different, you need to be flexible and do it.

 

[Sijray21]

Do they have lesbian cruises?

as long as they're all hot...mmm..heaven

Vegas is a great idea, just don't let the groom visit the little white chapel ahead of schedule. You have A/C probably close by, but it's a ****-hole compared to Vegas

 

[rendizzo]

Remember, this night is about the groom to be ONLY. If he wants to do something different, you need to be flexible and do it.

So, So true. I think that's the KEY that many Bestmen forget.

One of my best friends made the mistake of choosing someone else to be his best man and handle the Bach party duties. Well, the best man forgot that it was all about the groom to be and turned it into another frat event at the frat house (we were all in the same frat). Long story short, the best man forgot to cater to the groom to be, ended up with some good 'ol hazin of the groom to be with some "traditional" paddling. Then everyone went to the tittie bar, even tho the groom didnt want to. Best man ended up parting it up there while the groom remained in my car with myself until he passed out, then I just took him home.

Point is, IT IS THE GROOM TO BE's night, not anyone else's.

 

[Hockey3081]

Go to Scores in NYC...it'll be tight! Just bring mad dough with you.

 

[BH600]

double post

 

[BH600]

hmmmm....cruise.....ill look into that. Do they have lesbian cruises?

They've got that gay one that Rosie O'donnell, her girlfriend and kids went on... Not sure how much fun that will be :/

 

[Berto]

go to atlantic city! gamble to your hearts content, but set asside some money for some booz and strippers. then if your all into it, get some t.h.c. and have yourself a really good time!

 

[CrazyLocoDude]

Whatever you do make sure no one knows about it. If the groom gets the happy ending well thats between him and the little oriental slut at the massage place

 

[Boxer]

Heres what you do.

1. Have everyone take off Friday completly.
2. Have everyone make sure they have nothing to do Saturday except sleep off hangover
3. Start the day off with maybe Golf or riding or somthing that the groom likes doing early in the morning friday. Go to a baseball game, sports event, cigar shop ect.
4. Take a few of the closest guy friends out to a nice steakhouse place and buy him the most expensive piece of meat on the menue.
5. Start the evening off with a few beers somewhere. Rent a place it dont matter. Maybe have a get together/ BBQ like somone above said.
6. Rent a hotel out. **** rent out the whole floor. Everyone pays for their own room. Then you get one giant suite for the groom. You have it stocked with any and every kind of alcohol, organic plant, perscription drug of his liking. Then you hire primo expensive quality women. Not strippers. There is a difference. Maybe go through his phone and look for the old freaky ass chicks who he used to bone whenever he was drunk and never called them back. Call all potential past booticalls. Let them know that the groom is about to make the worst mistake of his life by swearing off ***** for the rest of his God Damn life. Make sure the hoochies know that.
7. Invite these ladies over.
8. Provide alcohol for these ladies.
9. Have fun
10. Wear a condom
11. Hide the cameras. We wouldnt want amunition for the future wifes divorse lawyer. If this events in question ever got into the wrong hands.
12. Tell the groom he better love this because this is the last peice of strange he will get forever!!!!
13. Then tell him he has the best (Bestman) that anyone has ever had.
14. Then kiss him and tell him how much you have valued his friendship, because now hes ***** whipped and will never see you again.

 

[Boxer]

Do you want my address? Whears my God Damn t-shirt!!!!