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Teddy Kennedy has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list
but have no
room for you." "You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do."

"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
one of them go,
but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
leaves."

Ted thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of
water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over.
Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" Ted said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could
do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a
room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time.

"No, I've got this problem w ith my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I
could do was break rocks all day!" commented Ted.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Ted saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with
his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle
pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Ted looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I
can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........

"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
 

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damn, what a lucky guy....i mean uhh , sucks to be him...yea thats it....
 

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HAHAHA I love this one, seen it before but never gets old!
 
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