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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are
totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man.That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us
to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for
the police...."


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil Don't mess with them.
 

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awesome formula bro
 

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Tiny your an F...ing genius
 

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so ya'll are telling me that if you could find a girl who didn't NEED to spend your money, and all she wanted was your time, that would be OK? that she wouldn't be "evil" ?
mind you, in the background, while i type this is that song..."don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me.." the ultimate evil song...
 

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just keep in mind guys, that evil is the spice of life... and yeah, she would still be evil, just in a good way!
 

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Tiny, I love your math equation
 

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yea i remember seeing that formula a while ago, still love it everytime i see it
 

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after some prelim calculations the formula is flawed. the problem is that:

g=girls,m=money,t=time,e=evil

g=t+m. it is plus because it is time AND money. it's not not arm times a leg. it's an arm AND a leg. there is no direct irrefutable evidence that money and time are of equal value, nor that there are "time" groups of "money", (7 groups of 6 for example).

therefore:

g=t+m
t=m
g=2m
m=root(e)
g=2root(e)
g = less than 1 value of evil by this logic.

while still funny, the formula assumes that it's time x money. this is not true. it's time + money.
 
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