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or is it just me :lol2:
 

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:bitchslap:

I think motorcycles and jerky don't keep you busy enough, we need to find you another hobby. Anyone have suggestions?

Oh yeah, my balls only itch after I spend the night with strange women.
 
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Mine dont itch.. I dont think it is because of the bike, I think you have a more serious problem.
 

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well, I kept seeing the post about squeeky boots and got inspired! :bounce:
 

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I have this enlarged Pollup on mine that itches all the time... I think I got it when I was scratching them with my foot.... :???:


BTW... its 71 Degrees outside today!!!! :lol2:
 

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you need to see if black_knight_600rr will let you borrow his crotch monkey. be careful to retrain it, however, since right now it's set up for ballsac boxing... :bounce:
 

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uh oh, can this be a side effect of living off jerky?
 

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nope...definitely not!~ :bitchslap:
 

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Did that work for you??? :bounce:
 

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My balls have never itched when i walked, now when i was being still, like sitting down or just standing around, then all hell breaks loose.
 

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:twisted: :twisted: :evil: CRABS :evil: :twisted: :oops: :oops:

i cant believnobody didnt say that :bounce: :bounce:

just playing ill slap myself :bitchslap:
 

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Everyday when i get in my car
It's a honda, you know
I sit on down but i don't get too far
You wanna know why?
'cuz i've gotta reach down
And scratch an itch
In an area, an area
That's so sensitive
So i do a


(chorus)
Pinch and roll (x2)
(everybody do a) pinch and roll (x2)
(if you're itchy do a) pinch and roll (x2)
(we don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll (x2)


So if you've got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you're watching tv
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don't do
Now the girls don't know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance
We call the pinch and roll
And we do the


(chorus)

(untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)
(complete jabber in a terrible jamaican accent)


Pick it up

Now if you've got a rash
Or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down
And give yourself a big pinch
Then you roll it around
Around and round it goes
But after you're done
Make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!
 

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kierzkpa said:
:twisted: :twisted: :evil: CRABS :evil: :twisted: :oops: :oops:

i cant believnobody didnt say that :bounce: :bounce:

just playing ill slap myself :bitchslap:

Look 6 posts above you... :roll:
 

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chrisNH said:
Everyday when i get in my car
It's a honda, you know
I sit on down but i don't get too far
You wanna know why?
'cuz i've gotta reach down
And scratch an itch
In an area, an area
That's so sensitive
So i do a


(chorus)
Pinch and roll (x2)
(everybody do a) pinch and roll (x2)
(if you're itchy do a) pinch and roll (x2)
(we don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll (x2)


So if you've got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you're watching tv
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don't do
Now the girls don't know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance
We call the pinch and roll
And we do the


(chorus)

(untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)
(complete jabber in a terrible jamaican accent)


Pick it up

Now if you've got a rash
Or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down
And give yourself a big pinch
Then you roll it around
Around and round it goes
But after you're done
Make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!
Hey, that petition in your profile...what's the word on what's going on behind it? I read the article and signed. Any news?
 
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