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FEMALE PRAYER
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> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> > One who loves to listen long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > I pray he's gainfully employed,
> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> > And always be my very best friend.
> > Amen.
> >
> > MALE PRAYER
> >
> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> > who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
> > rhyme and I don't give a ****. Amen
 
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