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Resident Leg-Humper Females Beware
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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to
very serious health risks.

As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,
he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED
WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But
desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the
3-day/10 pound weight loss program.


The next day there's a knock at his door, and when
he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous,
athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company.The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A
few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and! is
too tired to have his way with her.

After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to
himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows
up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life,
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a very long while to
catch her, but when he does, he is cramping and
wheezing. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his
delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found! he has lost another 20 lb
as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to> order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I
haven't felt this good in years.

"The next day there's a knock at the door and when
he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch you, you're mine."
 

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lol, love it bro, just too funny
 

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Resident Leg-Humper Females Beware
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dunno, tho i'd think richard simmons would enjoy BEING chased... doesn't seem like the butch type
 

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thats some funny stuff right there
 
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