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I swear I saw the same exact thing posted somewhere else before. I think best of craigslist, but the item was a bicycle not a ninja mototrcycle.
 

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I lol'd.Hard.
 

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"He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy so I said no way."

I think this is my favorite part! LOL
 

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"I bought this bike for $12,000 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy so I said no way. "

and the best...

"The bike has 5 speeds in total:

Speed #1) 1-30mph - Sissy Speed
Speed #2) 31-50mph - Less Sissy Speed
Speed #3) 51-70mph - Boyish speed
Speed #4) 71-100mph - Pre-teen Boy Speed
Speed #5) 101-210mph - Manly Speed "

is there anything beyond epic fail at this point? this obviously takes it!

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I cant afford to be that manly .
 

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I swear I saw the same exact thing posted somewhere else before. I think best of craigslist, but the item was a bicycle not a ninja mototrcycle.
Definitely seen this before, but funny none-the-less. I think it's hilarious how some people actually take him seriously...
 
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