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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger says:

"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see million stars.

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerfu and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says:

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo sh1t - tells me that someone has stolen the tent."

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(1) What does the average Iowa State Player get on his SATs?

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Indiana Cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Wisconsin Cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Minnesota Graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Michigan State football player has a Girlfriend?
........There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

(6) Why is the Penn State Football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Michigan football player's Life?
.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Ohio Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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lol agood stuff there ceph n dude

give ceph a minute, he'll post up ur kitty for ya
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