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taken from another site.....

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with their muck.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy ****s

11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there are two of them, they "high five" eachother (and the girl isn't disgusted).

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There is a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck their patients' cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches ... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking cock, it's important for the guy to remind her to "suck it."

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock in there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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well if #21 were really true, i woulda been a lot happier at the ER that day

but other than that, oh ya, all the time this stuff happens to me
 

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the nurses were just too busy i guess with their other patients...which sucked cuz i was right by the nurses station and there were 3 hot ones there

and #6 doesnt apply to me yet....gotta get older and uglier first.....sure some of the guys on here can relate tho
 

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hahaha, what is considered "old" tho

edit: nvm says middle-aged...ya def not middle-aged yet
 

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ahhhhmmmmm.....guess b/c i didn't have to work last night THIS got outta hand. i know nate has a girl...but the other two of you? i'm assuming if you do follow these...well, i'm sure ya'll don't!
and if you listen to #3, there is a REASON you are single, and not just b/c #6 applies to you as well...
daaayummm...
 

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HAHAHA, thats great. And all of it is soooooo true.


















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lil' redneck girl said:
ahhhhmmmmm.....guess b/c i didn't have to work last night THIS got outta hand. i know nate has a girl...but the other two of you? i'm assuming if you do follow these...well, i'm sure ya'll don't!
and if you listen to #3, there is a REASON you are single, and not just b/c #6 applies to you as well...
hahha, thanks, we can always count on u to come and put us in our place again.

and no i dont have a girl, but #6 doesnt apply to me for anohter 20 years or so
 

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As far as #25 goes...sometimes they need reminding/instructions :icon_lol:. It could be confusing...ya know, it's called a blow job and yet there's no blowing involved. What's the deal with that?
 

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lil' redneck girl said:
ahhhhmmmmm.....guess b/c i didn't have to work last night THIS got outta hand. i know nate has a girl...but the other two of you? i'm assuming if you do follow these...well, i'm sure ya'll don't!
and if you listen to #3, there is a REASON you are single, and not just b/c #6 applies to you as well...
hey you!! shouldn't you be studying!?!?! LOL!!!
 
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