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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking. One blonde
> says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the
moon?"
> The other blonde turns and says, "HELLOOOOOOO, can you see Florida????"
>
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died.
> After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,
"What's
> the story?"
> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
> She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license.
> She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
> yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to "
> show it to you!"
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>
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing
> at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was
> knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the
> trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULLOVER!"
> "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
>
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> A Russian, an American and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said,
> "We were the first in space!"
> The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
> The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The
> Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
> "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
> To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
> night!"
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>
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Helloooooo", answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs."
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some of those were great. and there is no such thing as too many blonde jokes
 

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Thanks.. that amused me in an otherwise horrible night... ;-)
 

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any time my pleasure to pass on a good laugh
 

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hahah, another good find there moe
 
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