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Body: Mattel recently announced the release of
> > >>Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego,
> > >>California area market:
> > >>
> > >>Chula Vista Barbie - This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie
> > >>comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates
> > >>and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car
> > >>seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pickup truck
> > >>loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are
> > >>not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken.
> > >>
> > >>National City Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a
> > >>stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories
> > >>include a GED and bus/trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and
> > >>his 79 Caddy (with switches) were available, but are
> > >>now very difficult to find since the addition of the
> > >>infant.
> > >>
> > >>Rancho Bernardo Barbie - This modern-day homemaker
> > >>Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and
> > >>matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no
> > >>full-time occupation or secondary education.
> > >>Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold
> > >>separately.
> > >>
> > >>Oceanside Barbie - This recently paroled, tattooed &
> > >>nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a ready
> > >>lifted desert/river Chevy truck with dark tinted
> > >>windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only
> > >>available after dark
> > >>and can only be paid for in cash - preferably in
> > >>small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then
> > >>we don't know what you're talking about.
> > >>
> > >>Vista Barbie - The upgrade from Oceanside Barbie.
> > >>Married Camp Pendleton Ken and now tries to raise 3
> > >>kids under age 8 while husband is deployed in Iraq.
> > >>Available in White, Black and Samoan.
> > >>
> > >>Del Mar Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with her own
> > >>Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club
> > >>membership. Optional children available only after a
> > >>visit with Plastic Surgeon Ken.
> > >>
> > >>Rancho San Diego Barbie - Comes with a towel for her
> > >>head. Is co-owner of a liquor store, along with Ken.
> > >>(K pronounced like G in Spanish ) Nose job already
> > >>done, and Ken comes with his own bottle of Hennessey
> > >>and a cigar. Hopes Anglo neighbors never see Iraqi
> > >>flag inside house.
> > >>
> > >>Santee Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in a
> > >>shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She
> > >>has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr.
> > >>CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick
> > >>mullet-haired Ken's back side when she is drunk.
> > >>Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a
> > >>confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
> > >>
> > >>La Jolla Barbie - This collagen injected, rhinoplastic
> > >>Barbie wears a leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks
> > >>cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach
> > >>house. Percocet prescription available.
> > >>
> > >>Lakeside Barbie - This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired
> > >>Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with
> > >>one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken
> > >>out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble
> > >>includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a
> > >>see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.
> > >>
> > >>Leucadia Barbie- This doll is made of actual tofu. She
> > >>has long, straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy
> > >>armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks.
> > >>She smokes good sinsemilla buds and prefers that you
> > >>call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken
> > >>doll, but if you purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and
> > >>the optional Volvo wagon, you get a coupon for a free
> > >>wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market.
> > >>
> > >>Poway Barbie - She's perfect in every way. We don't
> > >>know who Ken is because he's always away working. The
> > >>only Barbie with anorexic male children because they
> > >>wrestle for Poway High.
> > >>
> > >>Reservation Barbie - Available only at Viejas Outlet
> > >>Stores. Wears large t-shirts and leather & turquoise
> > >>beaded belts. Miffed that she was not chosen as the
> > >>Ice Princess for the Viejas Holiday Nights Show (they
> > >>wanted a white girl). Peace Pipe Ken drives Dodge Ram
> > >>with all factory options but can never be cleaned.
> > >>Also comes with magnetic bullet holes and never
> > >>ending supply of peyote.
> > >>
> > >>Hillcrest Barbie/Ken - This versatile doll can be
> > >>easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding
> > >>or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus:
> > >>free rainbow flag sticker with proof of purchase,
> > >>along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street
> > >>bookstores.
> > >>
> > >>Pacific Beach Barbie -This Barbie is always *****ing
> > >>that she can't find a good man in Pacific Beach. Comes
> > >>with heart & wings lower back tattoo.
> > >>
> > >>Carlsbad Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold at
> > >>the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an
> > >>assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
> > >>long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter
> > >>house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
> > >>lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with
> > >>"augmented" version.
> > >>
> > >>Valley Center Barbie - Thinks she is better than
> > >>Escondido Barbie because she doesn't live in town and
> > >>rich enough to live in the country. Secretly wishes to
> > >>be either Carlsbad or Del Mar Barbie. Consoles herself
> > >>by frequenting Pala Casino. Child with missing hand is
> > >>not factory defect but due to a bad encounter with a
> > >>lion at the San Diego Wild Animal Park after mom
> > >>stopped watching children due to a depression induced
> > >>migraine.
> > >>
> > >>San Marcos Barbie - This Barbie was a high school
> > >>cheerleader and can perform many routines for the
> > >>undeserving Ken doll she married right out of high
> > >>school. Comes with poorly fitting cheerleading uniform
> > >>2 sizes too small and an ankle bracelet that will
> > >>sound if Barbie moves more than 5 miles away from her
> > >>old alma mater.
> > >>
> > >>Southeast Barbie - This Ghetto Queen comes with
> > >>optional 'baby-daddy' car and pop-out baby seats. This
> > >>Barbie comes standard with a set of press-on nails and
> > >>ponytails in various lengths. Don't mess with the
> > >>breezie. She has a strong attitude and a mouth to
> > >>prove it. This Barbie also comes with optional
> > >>girlfriends to help you do drive-by's to find out if
> > >>Ken is out
> > >>with some other hoochie.
> > >>
> > >>Mira Mesa Barbie - This Barbie is skinny and Asian who
> > >>thinks she knows how to drive. She comes standard with
> > >>a s00ped up Honda Civic that can only drive 15mph in
> > >>the city but 90mph on the freeway. Available with a
> > >>big six bedroom house, 5 grandparents and 20 kids who
> > >>can run around screaming. Ken comes with a garage so
> > >>he can s00p up all his friends Hondas too. He can been
> > >>seen between 12am - 2am zipping up Kearny Villa Road
> > >>or Mira Mesa Blvd by the 5/805 split.
> > >>
> > >>East County Barbie - Was a cheerleader in middle
> > >>school but now only rides with Desert Rat Ken in his
> > >>California lifted Ford F-150, complete with white
> > >>unfinished flair fenders, bed floor removed for spare
> > >>tire holder, and no carburetor. F-150 can only be
> > >>purchased by parents who live in Alpine. Both come
> > >>with optional Weed from Harbison Canyon and/or barbed
> > >>wire tattoo. Will party in the desert all through her
> > >>20s and then finish her AA at Grossmont College when
> > >>she's 35.
> > >>
> > >>Temecula Barbie - Desperately wants to be part of San
> > >>Diego Barbie collection but can't afford a house in
> > >>SD. But she does actually own a house with Commuter
> > >>Ken. Ken knows I-15 like the back of his hand as he
> > >>spends 4 hours a day driving to and from work.
> > >>
> > >>Ramona Barbie - Comes dressed in jeans, a plaid button
> > >>up shirt, cowboy hat and boots. Includes horse, shot
> > >>gun and bottle of whiskey even though she's only
> > >>supposed to be sixteen. Optional Ken comes with his
> > >>own weed and cheap beer, he rides horses too but he
> > >>won't admit it but comes with his own p.o.s. Chevy
> > >>truck
 

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and its pretty much an accurate picture of socal. hehe
 

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hahaha..true. but if san diego is that jacked up you can only assume the rest of so cal is
 
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