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It's a long read, I know, but it's funny and rewarding at the end.

We live in divisive times. No doubt about it. Many like myself have come to realize there is a double standard when it comes to Liberals and minorities. I have been on the receiving end of it long enough, for I have achieved victory! Here's how my story goes;

The Monday after healthcare was crammed through and unconstitutionally passed, I was feeling a bit down. My crushed sense of hope in our nation's future found itself in cahoots with my anger and cynicism. I found myself doing as I have been doing since our fearless leader was "elected." I write on my car. Yes, you read it correctly. Below is a picture of what I wrote. Its by no means the worst or most provocative thing I've ever had there, but this time was different...

Almost all the way on my 26 mile commute to work, people were honking and giving me thumbs up and waves (with most of their fingers, too!). Almost. I'm about 2 miles from work by this point and driving along merrily in the right lane (pun intended), when some black guy in his hooptie starts driving up my muffler. I figured he must be upset with my opinion clearly written in his direct line of sight. I cracked a smirk, and just kept putting along going EXACTLY 45mph because I knew we were coming up on the spot where all the jack-booted thug motorcycle cops set up laser traps.

I look in my rear view mirror to see this disgruntled Obamunist now holding both his middle fingers up on his steering wheel, when the unexpected occurs. He floors it and swerves into the left lane and jumps back into mine and slams on his brakes! I slam mine on and narrowly miss this guy's spray painted bumper. I look up from my surprise to find a Cobb county tax collector already standing in the road waving both of us down to pull over! The brotha parked his ride on the shoulder in front of the cop's bike with me behind him.

This is the best part; the cop talks to him for about a minute, gets some paperwork and comes to talk to me. He steps up to my window as asks me;

Officer: "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
Me: "Depends on what you think you just saw"
Officer: "Did he just brake check you?"
Me: "Oh, yes sir. He sure as hell did."
Officer: "What provoked him to do that?"
Me: "Well, I don't know. It may be whats on my rear glass."

The officer walks to the rear of my Jeep and reads it. He started to crack a smile, but turned his head and covered his face for a second and walked back.

Officer: "Thats hilarious, son! Molan Labe, huh? You like to shoot, do ya?"
Me: "Yes Sir. Sure do."
Officer: "Glad to meet a young man who knows some history. I've clocked him at 12 over, and witnessed an incidence of road rage. That sound accurate to you?"
Me: "Yes Sir, it does. Do I need to come to court for the road rage ticket?"
Officer: "Not unless you really want to. I'm the only witness they're gonna need. Do you feel the need to show up?"
Me: "No Sir. You have got to be the most awesome cop I have ever met! Can I get your name and badge number so I can write a nice letter to your superior?"
Officer: "Thats ok, son. I'm the boss around here so I'll just say thank you."
Me: "Haha! Thats great!"
Officer: "Alright then. I have what I need so you can go. Be careful and I'd wipe that off your car when you're not around it!"
Me: "Oh, I know. Thats why it's not a bumper sticker!"

He starts to walk back towards the perps car and stops, cocks his head sideways and turns around and walks back to my window.

Officer: "Oh, and expired tags!"

I just laughed and told him that he had just made my day!

I must have told everyone I ran into this story for probably 2 weeks straight after it happened. I saw God that day, through his sense of justice! WIN!
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I agree.

You want my what? Come and take it, bitch!
 

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Good stuff indeed thanks for the history lesson
 

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That was just epic, thanks a lot for cheering up my crappy Monday! :shakehand

I'm glad to hear it! I feel it is my duty to share this victory with my fellow Comrades! My Dad said the same thing when I told him. He's been unemployed for some time now, really lifted his spirits. :thumbup:
 

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Awesome! I just set that picture as my g/f's desktop wallpaper on her laptop! She's a lefty and I'm a far rightwinger! Shes gonna flip her sh!t!!!:bootyshak
 

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Awesome! I just set that picture as my g/f's desktop wallpaper on her laptop! She's a lefty and I'm a far rightwinger! Shes gonna flip her sh!t!!!:bootyshak

Man, if you think she's gonna like that, check out what I did in the mailbox section at Wal-Mart in the first pic. This second one is in my shop bathroom at work. The third on is actually a billboard thats visible from I-20 west and is near the Fulton County downtown detention center. Its where we keep most of our criminal Obama supports. My buddy and I aren't satisfied with saying we're "taking a dump." Nope, we do one better. We'll say things like "going to take an Obama and wipe my Biden" or "gonna go cast my vote for the third time" or "takin' some Obama supports to the White House." Haha I'm such an ******* about my opinion, too and damn proud of it!

Sorry if the resolution isn't very good, all these pics were taken with my camera phone.
 

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and yes, that says FAP FAP below it. Its the sound of....well, you guys are smart...:+1:
 

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Yea yea. I figured it wouldn't be long before someone said something about the spelling. I didn't feel like rummaging through the font settings on my 700 MHz powerhouse here at work. And lanco, Jesus that Harley quote is f-ing amazing! That replaces my previous favorite Harley joke; Harley Davidson: no longer a company that makes just tee shirts, we now make motorcycles too!
 

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Just clicked the link in your sig and came across this, good work and thank you for a good laugh.
 
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