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World's Shortest Books
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
b y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson



YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

by Scott Peterson

**And the world's Number One Thinnest Book **
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
 

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hahahaha, some of those are just priceless
 

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lil' redneck girl said:
what about....everything men know about women
hahaha, ill write it now

What men know about women

by Dave Esposito

Chapter 1

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THE END

edit: oh i forgot to give out my thanks and my sources...
to all the crazy b*tches out there that only try to drive us guys nuts...thank you
 

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lol, she often does have some witty comebacks doesnt she....must not really be a girl cuz most girls arent that bright...

jk (just wanted to see if i could stir up the pot some more)
 

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yea i figured we outnumbered her pretty good here, strength in numbers brotha!
 

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oh i know i know, im not tryin to offend anyone here with anythin i say ever, im a very sarcastic person, thats all.....and she takes it all in stride and gives it back
 

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DirteeJerzee said:
oh i know i know, im not tryin to offend anyone here with anythin i say ever, im a very sarcastic person, thats all.....and she takes it all in stride and gives it back
i COMPLETELY understand what you're saying, trust me i'm no stranger to sarcasm!!

all i'm saying is that someone may have a wittier comment to return to sender.
 

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well if i dont like it..ill just take my ball and go home


 

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just say it, you now ya want to...

<in a cartman voice> "screw you guuuuuuuys........ i'm goin' home!"

"no no! screw you........... home!"
 

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how bout them apples
 

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ill rowshambo you for it....dude i konw that spelling is no where near what it really is, but i spelled it out the best i could
 
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