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T' legendary tale o' a pirates voyage

Tale part 1:
It all started with a voyage t' collect fruit as we were all hungry and sick o' eatin' seaweed. We were after pineapples. They arrr from t' sea gods.

Our stoned crew member burnt t' boat down! We were in need o' a way t' reach t' island shores for t' beautiful pineapples and her sisters. We Incorporated t' use o' a huge rubber ducky t' start our voyage and sent t' stoner on his way. We crossed a bridge, but more on this later. He was gatherin' a crew on a rubber ducky.

There were tough times ahead. At one point thar was thee threat o' mutiny and discussions o' feedin' t' largest t' t' sharks that were circling the ducky.

Back to that Bridge in a minute.... To be continued...

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Tales from Stammtisch...

My next track day is tomorrow. I am pumped! Clear weather too!! Can you ask for more?
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u can ask for a couple of sea turtles

aye ... a couple of sea turtles!!!
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what track are u hitting? got room for one more? i wanna go
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Nelson Road course in Ohio! It gets pretty fast! I pooped my pants in turn 1 last time. I never knew I could go that fast
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Hey Owen,
Whats a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

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Well curse. Id have to be RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


I want one:

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/those-f...710479152.html
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Well curse. Id have to be RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You'd think it would be the RRRR, but it actually be the C...
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I kinda want one now too. But where would we keep something like that on a giant rubber ducky?
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We can use it to catch anyone that jumps from thee bridge. Like the hot Asians that keep be comin from there
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Yes the bridge jumping thing seems to be the problem at hand...
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Well curse. Id have to be RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


I want one:

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/those-f...710479152.html

ARRRRRR. I want one too.
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There she be!!!!!! LAND HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aye, I'll make port there

What sayeth ye about hot Asians and ye jumping bridges?
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Ahoy! people or t' .rr! track days... mmmmmm..better than bacon...
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dang, better than bacon!?!

is it better than :

race bikes?

bewbs?

miss ... ummm miss motorcycle girl?

that is all
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aye, chicken of the sea!!!
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Ahoy! people or t' .rr! track days... mmmmmm..better than bacon...
Avast! Bacon be probably me most favorite o' all meats
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Track Days,

Bewbs,

Bacon,

Beer

mmmm
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Ahoy! people or t' .rr! track days... mmmmmm..better than bacon...
There she blows! :D

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i guess not all treasure is silver and gold ...
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the bacon would need to be super crispy extra, special bacon

don't know about the bewbs thing...I mean I have them... I could play with them all day but it kind of gets old after a day or two.. could go on for longer if they are not mine..or a man's

beer...meh..I prefer rhum..
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Arrrr yes the queen jewl of all treasures. .. the pineapple.

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Anyone have any good plans this weekend? Besides bewbs bacon race tracks? Or is there nothing else in life.
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