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If you haven't seen Torque...

...then you're doing yourself a disservice.

Such a great terrible film.

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I'd have to agree on the great terrible film lol, it was fun to watch but there was just some parts that killed me.


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i remember watching biker boyz and thinking it was the coolest **** ever. now i watch it and just laugh

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Is this the movie where the two chicks have a bike battle in a warehouse or something like that?


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Is this the movie where the two chicks have a bike battle in a warehouse or something like that?


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Yep, it's pretty ridiculous, the movie is so bad it's kinda funny to watch.



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I think it's in biker boys but I love the crash seen in the beginning.


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Another terrible good movie is stone cold. Not sports but still funny to watch now

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I love me some z-grade trash cinema. I actually collect these so-bad-its-good films... I literally have hundreds of Greek and Japanese vhs (because no one in their right minds would release them here).

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The backbone of Scorpion Thunderbolt is an unreleased (at lea st to the west) asian horror movie- which in the age old tradition has been fleshed out with new footage featuring an american star to sell it to western territories. In its original incarnation Scorpion tells the tale of Helen Yu- a journalist who hides a dreadful secret- shes a snake monster! In flashback we witness Helen's mother to be being lead astray by a handsome young man. During an outdoor quickie with the strapping lad the girl discovers he is really a human sized snake. The whole encounter was revenge motivated on his/its part since the girl's father sells dead snakes and boils them down for soup. The girl gives birth to Helen but the apparently normal child is a monster who turns on its mother during breast feeding. A bloodbath ensues with the girl's father trying to take an axe to the infant, only to have his eyes pulled out by snakes, blinded he inadvertently murders his daughter with the axe. In present day Hong Kong- Helen is transformed against her will into the snake monster by a sinister blind night-watchman and his mysterious flute playing (which can also make dogs walk backwards). The film begins with one such gore murder as a nubile girl is chased by a weirdo only to end up eviscerated by the monster. The police, lead by Inspector Jackie Ko- initially suspect this bald limping loony of the killings and track him down to a mental hospital where he's in the process of eating a cat- he reacts to attempts at capture by beating the cops with the dead cat and hiding up a tree. In the process of the investigation Helen falls in love with Ko- who has his own problems in the form of a revenge crazed ex-con he helped put away. Breaking into Ko's home the masked criminal handcuffs Ko to a table forcing him to watch as the man ties up and strips a pretty female police office in one of the films more censor troubling scenes. Ko breaks free and fights the madman, while in a neighbouring apartment block the monster goes bonkers mutilating some disco chicks- the monster's speciality being mashing girls faces in with its giant claws. Ko and Helen go on a date but its a disaster, the masked man shoots up their picnic and an attack by snakes causes Ko to crash the car. Finally they end up in a hotel where Helen again turns into the snake monster snuffing out a couple in a sauna. When Helen tells him the ghastly truth Ko remarks 'Does that mean... I'm in love with a vampire?'- of course it'll all end in tears.

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All in all, biker boys was much better than Torque.
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see i kinda liked torque better than Biker boys. dunno why, just did. good way to describe them though "great terrible movies"

i used to watch torque all the time when i was bored. now i go on .net

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